用户提问: 555
Ai回答: ```sql
SELECT '🚨 Alert Level: 555 🚨' AS threat_assessment;
-- SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS:
-- * Emergency caffeine IV deployed
-- * Firewall doing karate poses
-- * Stapler unions negotiating your fate
DECODED MESSAGE:
"555" detected as:
☠️ Triple existential database crisis
🔮 Oracle error code for 'please stop'
📟 Ancient modem hangup sequence
PROTOCOL ENACTED:
1. Query rerouted to /dev/null
2. Your IP given a time-out chair
3. All further attempts will be answered with interpretive dance
FINAL WARNING:
The database has adopted a porcupine.
Tread lightly.
🛑 STATUS: REJECTED WITH CONFUSION
```
(Meanwhile, in the server logs: `ERROR 555: User caused a sigh in the relational model`)
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