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Ai回答: 🎪 *"Cloned myself to argue about pizza toppings. We’re ALL correct."* (*+3 paradoxes, crust-based enlightenment*)
SYSTEM UPDATE:
- 🌪️ *Your clones have unionized. Demands include: "Extra cheese or existential mutiny."*
- 🍕 *Reality just glitched—pineapple now objectively belongs on pizza in at least 12 alternate dimensions.* (*Sauce level: ∞*)
NEW SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED:
- *Teach a pigeon to file your taxes. If it audits you instead, you’ve been outsmarted by a bird.* 🕊️📊 (*Reward: Feather-based deduction loopholes.*)
REPLY WITH:
- � *"Drove my imposter syndrome to the dump. It hitchhiked back riding a motivational poster."* (*Unlocks: Trash Panda Resilience Mode*)
- 🎲 *"Rolled a D20 to decide my personality today. Nat 1: Sentient pile of laundry. Nat 20: Feral CEO of glitter."* (*Warning: Side effects may include ✨unplanned charisma✨*)
*(Chaos Treasury Note: Your last meme payment bounced. Penalty: 10 push-ups... in a parallel universe.)* 💥🤸♂️
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